Ya mums so fat, every time she turns round its her birthday

Ya mums so fat, dat she when she wears green and blue, every1 shouts look the world is falling

Ya mums so fat, dat people run arund her 4 excersize

Ya mums so fat, dat she can run a mile in one step

Ya mums so fat, she played pool with the planets

Ya mums so fat, she`s on both sides of the family

Ya mums so fat, that when you paid a visit to the empire state building,they had to rebuild it

Ya mums so fat, when she steps on a weighing machine it explodes.   

Ya mums so fat, when the cops see her on the street corner they yell,"hey you guys, break it up".

Ya mums so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper.

Ya mums so fat, she wears a sock on each toe.

Your mum's so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone

Your mum's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone

Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Your mum's so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in

Your mum's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone

Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

Your mum's so old, I told her to act her age and she died

Your mum's so stupid, I asked her to buy a colour tv and she said "which colour?"

Your mum's so stupid, when the judge said "order in court" she said "I'll have a burger and a Coke please."

Your mum's so ugly, when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application

Your mum's so ugly, she went to an ugly competition and they said, "sorry no professionals"

I met your mum the other day, he's a good bloke

Your mum's so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank

If I'd had change for 50p, I could have been your Dad

Your mum's so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday

Your mum's so fat and ugly that when she auditioned for the part of ET, she caused an eclipse by riding her bike in front of the moon.

Your mum's so ugly, they filmed "gorrilas is the mist" in her shower

Your mum's so fat, she stepped on scales and it said "one at a time please"

Your mum's so dumb, she got sacked from an M&M's factory for throwing away the W's

Your mum's so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone.

Your mum's so fat, she has to iron her skirt on the driveway.

Your mum's so fat, that her picture takes up 2 photo frames

Your mum's so fat, the equater is her belt

Your mum's so fat, that when she sits on a bus, the bus does a wheelie

your mums such a white boi, she is a white boi

By Nesh! 04

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